Flannel

Not a Hipster.
A bearded guy writing in a coffee shop.

Flannel.
There's flannel involved.
Flannel not trying to be flannel.
Just flannel for the sake of New England's don't like the weather wait a minute quick change exit stage left drop the flannel.
Flannel.

A New England Guy, with a beard, wearing flannel that the rest of the Country, in a moment of rare clarity, thought to copy.

But if any New England Bearded-Not-Hipster-Person, lived in Sunny California, the last thing we would wear is flannel.
The lack of trees leads to lack of air, leads to loss of brain cells, leads to out-of-place flannel.

Flannel breeds brain and beard cells.
A vast majority of the best Universities and Hospitals come from New England.
Why?
Trees.

A deep breath isn't something we do on a yoga mat.
Here take a deep breath means go outside.

We'll go Zazen some other day.
Right now, it's an outdoor chair with some trees.