Fortunate Cookies

True:
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
But:
A tumbling acorn never grew an oak.

She won’t leave.
She won’t ever leave.
People leave every day;
Love, she won’t leave.
Even in leaving,
Love won’t leave.

It ain’t worth much to anyone that matters.
But to anyone that matters, it’s worth so much.

Poor Mr. Jefferson,
You'd think the Two Dollar Bill
Would be worth more.

Stuff is not my thing.

Well...

There’s Two-Second Todd,
Who had a great bod,
But it ended there don’t you see.

For when he took off his pants,
And she started to dance;
He never could make it to three.

There’s one.
There’s two.
And there’s
What Love
Will do.

There’s me.
There’s you.
And there’s
What lovers
Will do.

Hermit, hermit, hermit crab-
If I were a hermit,
I wouldn’t be such a crab.

What’s your favorite color?

The older I get
The harder that is to answer.

A. E. I. O. U.
And sometimes rhythm.

A rose by any other name
Would smell as platypus.

“Is that how you spell racism?
It seems too small;
Like it’s missing some letters.”

S. Wynn