Ugly Dogs

Ugly Dogs!
I freaking love ugly dogs!
I love them!

Bilateral symmetry
Kiss his:
Ugly-pugly-fugly-mugly.

Pinch his (How many?)
Chins. (How many?!)
Wonderful!

I freaking love:
Happy! Joyous!
Ugly-Ugly-Ugly

Dog snores from the couch.
Lazy eye lounges
Leers at the front door…

Soon the pizza will arrive.
Hope he gets some crust
With bubbles on it.

God’s Grace is an ugly dog’s face,
Crooked teeth sunk in bubbles on crust
Made just right for an ugly dog.